Herb
A meek human man that attacked the party as a group of five.
Did 0 damage with his blunted scimitars, and was captured.
Lead the way to the cave where all the items were stashed.
Neutered by Durnivir
Canon Backstory
Flashback to a year ago. Herb was happy. He'd just become a Dad for the first time. His business has done well enough that he has finally broken even. His beautiful wife and him are so in love. From now on, life will be rosey. Then one day he saw an easy job that would secure the future of little Mary-Jane. How hard can unloading a barge be? Easy money and recycling is good for the world. He's proud, his wife, Sensamilia, is proud, and Mary-Jane will also be so proud. Herb's life is set. Here's to a long happy future.
(This was posted by Danny and confirmed to be true by Rob in discord)